Even-odds Hotstud would post it on the network for everyone to make fun of, and then we'd be right back where we started.

[ Clayton'd probably help him, from what Jim knows of the guy, but it's still pretty funny to imagine anyone having to deal with that. It gets an amused snort out of Jim, anyway. ]

I guess we should stop mentioning it, too, then. Less we talk about it the less we have to think about his ... business.

[ NOT THAT JIM HAS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANYONE'S BUSINESS. Certainly not at, ahem, length. ]